Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be in stitches by the end of this article! Welcome, festive friends and doorbell aficionados, to the jolly junction where ‘knock, knock’ meets mistletoe mirth. Get ready to open the door (literally and figuratively) to a world where festive fun is just a ‘who’s there?’ away. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when classic door-knocking humor meets the Christmas spirit, you’re in for a tree-mendous treat. So, hang your stockings, deck the halls, and let’s jingle all the way through these Knock Knock Christmas Jokes!
Best Knock Knock Christmas Jokes
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary and Abby.
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas to all and to all a good night!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna happy new year!
Merry Christmas and a happy new year,”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Centipede…
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree…”
“Knock knock
Who’s there
looks around the room Christmas tree
Christmas tree who
looks around again Christmas tree couch!”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Star
Star who?
Star getting ready for Christmas”
Knock, knock!
Here’s a funny Christmas joke. Did it make you laugh?
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin all the Christmas presents, said the Grinch”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?”
““Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Christmas!
Christmas who?
Christmas Special Broadcast on Black Rhino Radio!””
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas is here!”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pika
Pika who?
Pika day for us to exchange Christmas presents”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when Santa’s on his way.”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Christmas time, don’t you?”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas. You too?”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa.
Inter–
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Isabella
Isabella who?
Is a jingle bell ringing?”
“Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…”
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open ’til Christmas!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who? Holly-days are here again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hosanna.
Hosanna who?
How’s sanna claus gonna get in?
We have no chimney.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all those presents!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me bake some Christmas cookies?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t holly up and elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elfant likes peanuts for Christmas.
“Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey knows how long is it until Santa gets here?”
“Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Angel
Angel who?
Angel on top of my Christmas tree.”
“Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you.”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aurora.
Aurora who?
Aurora’s just come from the abominable snowman.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open gifts until Christmas Day.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas wreath.”
“Knock Knock JokesKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for Christmas presents.”
“Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eve.
Eve who?
Christmas Eve.”
“Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Naughty.
Naughty who?
Naughty in the pot so we have to brew more.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in for hot cocoa and Christmas cookies.”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer.”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding up the Christmas decorations.”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
Your Santa impression needs a little work!”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska Santa for a new bike.”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree.”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present!”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas?”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present.”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eyewash.
Eyewash who?
Eyewash you a Merry Christmas.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain, deer!”
“Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!”
“Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out in the cold while somebody keeps asking “Who’s there?””
“Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa Who?
Wait, why am I at the door? I’m supposed to come down the chimney!”
“Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
“Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know if you don’t answer the door!”
“Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ginger
Ginger who?
The Ginger Bread Man!”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up and let me in.”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas.”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ant.
Ant who?
Antarctica is at the South Pole.”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cole.
Cole who?
Cole is not what I want in my stocking this year.”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oh, Chris.
Oh, Chris who?
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open your gift!”
Knock Knock Christmas Jokes
Christmas has a peculiar magic, a blend of snow-laden stories, twinkling lights, and melodies that warm even the coldest nights. In this cacophony of Christmas cheer, there exists a unique symphony that combines the timeless chime of a doorbell with the hearty laughter of the holidays: the Knock Knock Christmas Joke. It’s as if someone took the charm of mistletoe, the surprise of an advent calendar, and the wit of an elf, mixed them in Santa’s sleigh, and dropped them at your doorstep with a jolly, “Knock, knock!”
What’s especially delightful about these jokes is their merry merger of tradition and humor. Take a moment and imagine: “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas to you!” It’s simple, it’s festive, and it carries with it a slice of nostalgia. These jokes feel like opening a gift from yesteryear, reminiscent of times when humor wasn’t about the flashiest punchline but the shared experience of a chuckle. It’s no wonder that at Christmas gatherings, amidst the hum of carolers and the rustle of wrapping paper, you’ll often hear the rhythmic exchange of a “knock, knock” joke, passed down generations like a treasured family ornament.
But it’s not just about tradition. These jokes, in all their festive flair, are a testament to the creativity of the human spirit. How can one take an age-old format, add a dash of Christmas, and produce a joke that feels fresh year after year? It requires the same inventiveness that dreams up flying reindeer or cookies that magically disappear by morning. And let’s not underestimate the universal bridge they build; from toddlers to grandparents, everyone can share in the joy of a well-timed “Who’s there?” during the holiday season.
As the snow falls and you find yourself warming by the fireside this Christmas, sprinkle in a Knock Knock joke or two. They might not carry the gravitas of a Christmas carol or the elegance of a snow globe, but they possess a charm all their own. After all, in a season that celebrates joy, togetherness, and a sprinkle of magic, what’s more fitting than a joke that combines all three, wrapped up with a bow of laughter? So here’s to the Knock Knock Christmas Jokes – may they continue to open doors of joy, one laugh at a time!