Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the wild and whimsical world of Animal Knock-Knock Jokes, where doors open to a safari of silliness, and every knock is an invitation to a jungle of jests. Are you ready to “moosey” on in and explore? You “butter-fly” over here right away because this adventure is “un-bear-ably” hilarious!
This isn’t just a collection of knocks on doors; it’s a knock on the funny bone, a rapping rhythm that invites laughter to come prancing, prowling, and “purr-haps” even roaring through. From the owl who’s asking, “Who?” to the sheep who’s eager to say “Ewe,” every animal is waiting behind the door with a punchline poised to tickle your fancy.
So, grab your favorite knock-knock boots, prepare your best door-knocking knuckles, and let’s embark on a knock-knock safari where animals rule the roost and every joke is a “paw-sibility.” Are you ready? Knock, knock!
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a steak, I’m hungry!”
“Boy: Knock, knock.
Dog: Hold on! There’s someone at the door!
Be right back to hear the joke after I go see who’s there!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who?
No, they don’t. Cowsgo moo!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No, kanga roo!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I’m starving!”
“Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?”
“Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Poodle.
Poodle who?
Poodle little mustard on my hot dog, please.”
“Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.”
“Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Octopus.
Octopus who?
Octopus some chips and let’s watch a movie.”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alli.
Alli who?
Alligator, that’s who!”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!”
“Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara, black sheep, have you any wool?”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Caterpillar.
Caterpillar who?
Caterpillar a few mice for you!”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Ah, it must be spring!”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dimitri.
Dimitri who?
Dimitri is where lamb chops grow.”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Flea blind mice.”
“Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl! “
“Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat on a limb and open the door. “
“Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cat!
Cat who?
“”Cat me outside, how bout dat””
“Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up! “
“Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Dragon!
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again! “
“Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Duck!
Duck who?
Just duck! They’re throwing things at us!
Duck don’t go who they go quack?”
“Knock knock
Whos there?
Scooby dooby doo
Scooby dooby doo who
Now you get where im coming from lol “
“Knock knock
Whos there?
Yorkie’s
Yorkies who?
Yorkies (your keys) don’t fit in the lock! “
“Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play that game! “
“Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wood Ant!
Wood Ant who?
Don’t be afraid. Wood ant harm a fly.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick your stove, I can smell it burning!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sheep.
Sheep who?
Sheep you later!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow. (yell MOOOOOO before they can say, “who?”).”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?”
“Knock knock
Who’s there?
Meerkat
Meerkat who?
To meerkat funnier, you need a Scottish accent!”
“Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gopher
Gopher who?
Gopher a lie-down… you look tired!”
“Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ostrich
Ostrich who?
Ostrich as far as I can, but I still can’t reach the doorbell.”
“Knock knock
Who’s there?
Axolotl
Axolotl who?
Axolotl surprised if anyone else tells you this joke.”
“Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owl
Owl who?
Owl be back in five minutes with a few more people.”
“Knock knock
Who’s there?
Narwhal
Narwhal who?
I narwhal the best knock knock jokes! Do you wanna hear some more?”
“Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Just chicken this is the right house!”
“Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beetle
Beetle who?
I beetle the other people here. Go me!”
“Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rat
Rat who?
Rat-a-tat-tat… is anyone home?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turtle.
Turtle who?
Turtle-y awesome!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dog.
Dog who?
Dog-gone it, let me in!”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fish.
Fish who?
Fish you were here right now!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale whale whale what do we have here?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Yes, they do.”
Knock Knock Jokes about Animals
Knock Knock Jokes about Animals are the hybrid offspring of two beloved comedic traditions: the timeless knock-knock joke and the endless amusement found in our furry, finned, and feathered friends. They’re the comedic equivalent of taking a walk on the wild side, with each knock unlocking a world where puns prowl and animals eagerly await their moment in the spotlight.
In the domain of Knock Knock Jokes about Animals, every knock at the door is an opportunity for a surprise encounter with an unexpected creature. Knock, knock! Who’s there? It might be a cow with a “moo-sical” note to share, or a “beary” funny bear with a penchant for punchlines. The rhythm of the knock sets the stage, and the animal’s appearance delivers the laugh, whether it’s a “roaring” lion or a “clucking” chicken. These jokes are like a safari through a landscape of laughter, where every door leads to a new adventure, and every animal has a joke to “tail.”
What makes Knock Knock Jokes about Animals so delightful is their universal appeal. They’re jokes that resonate with young and old alike, transcending age and culture. A child can chuckle at the simplicity of a cat saying “meow,” while an adult can smirk at the clever wordplay of a duck’s “quacking” wit. They’re a shared language, a way to connect generations and bring families together in a joyful dance of words and whimsy. Like a wise old tortoise with a penchant for knocking, these jokes carry the wisdom of age and the joy of youth, all wrapped in a shell of silliness.
And let’s not forget the educational element hidden behind these knocked doors. Knock Knock Jokes about Animals are not just entertaining; they’re enlightening. They teach children about rhythm, language, and the delightful dance of words. They encourage creativity, invite curiosity, and provide a playful path to learning about the animals that share our world. When a child laughs at a dog’s “barking” reply or an owl’s inquisitive “Who?”, they’re engaging with language in a way that’s as educational as it is entertaining.
Knock Knock Jokes about Animals are not just a subgenre of humor; they’re a celebration of the interconnectedness of life, laughter, and learning. They’re a doorway to a world where animals are not just creatures but companions in comedy, where every knock is an invitation to smile, and where the wild kingdom of humor awaits just beyond the threshold. So go ahead, knock on the door of these jokes, and be prepared to “howl” with delight. After all, in the world of Knock Knock Jokes with Animals, every animal has its day, and every day is a “purr-fect” opportunity to laugh!