Best Dad Jokes according to Reddit

Ah, Dad Jokes, the linguistic equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. If eye-rolling were an Olympic sport, these pun-tastic quips would take home the gold. In the world of humor, Dad Jokes occupy a special throne – one that’s perhaps a bit worn-out and creaky, much like the recliner in front of the TV.

According to the wise folks on Reddit, where even the most obscure niches of humor find a home, the Best Dad Jokes are not merely a collection of groans and smirks. They are an art form, lovingly crafted by fathers everywhere who believe that the journey to a punchline should be paved with sighs and facepalms.

So grab your favorite “World’s Best Dad” mug filled with the obligatory morning coffee, and buckle up for a comedic ride through the land of Dad Jokes. These jokes may be cornier than the cob at a summer barbecue, but they’re all served with a side of nostalgia and a wink of paternal wisdom. Whether you’re a dad, know a dad, or have simply been within earshot of a dad, this collection of rib-ticklers will surely give you a new appreciation for the old saying, “like father, like pun.”

Best Reddit Dad Jokes

Someone among us is an owl. Who? Dad: *Narrows eyes suspiciously*

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name.

Do your socks have holes in them? No. Then how’d you get your feet in them?

Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.

Dad: Did you know that the people living nearby actually can’t be buried in that cemetery.Kid: Why?

Dad: Because they’re not dead yet.

What’s green, furry, has 4 legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree onto you? A pool table.

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? “Aaaarrrgh!” “No! ‘the C they love!

Dad reading the paper: “Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off?” Me: “No” Dad: “He’s all right now.”

Dad: Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Me: I don’t know, why? Dad: Because it is two-tired.

Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.

What do you call a fly with no wings? . . . A walk.

Kid: dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad (waves hands around): Poof! You are a sandwich!

Where do you find a tortoise with no legs? Where you left it.

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Kid: “I’m hungry.” Me: “I’m dad, nice to meet you!”

What do you call a hen who can count her eggs? A mathema-chicken.

Kid: I can’t find my phone. Can you call it for me please? Me: Here, phone! Here, boy, come here! (whistles as if calling a dog).

What’s got 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.

Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!

How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I don’t think they’ll fit me.

What did the dad say when his golden retriever was caught eating a hot dog? “It’s a dog eat dog world out there.”

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.

What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.

Son: “Can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge?” Dad: “Sure, but in the dining room would probably be more comfortable.”

I love alphabet soup, but I only like eating the vowels. When I tell people this, they often ask: “Why?”  Me: Sometimes. Yeah.

I took my dog’s anti-anxiety medication by accident. Now I’m worried things are going to get ruff.

What is a zombie with no sense of humor? Dead serious!

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside.

“How do you think the unthinkable?” “With an itheburg.”

“Why was the teacher cross-eyed?” “Because he couldn’t control his pupils.”

““A duck wearing one shoe walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey duck, you lost a shoe.’”

The duck says, No, I found one.

““Have you ever tried to eat a clock?”

“It’s very time-consuming. You have to keep going back for seconds.””

What do you get when you boil a funny bone? Laughing stock

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting? Star wars

Bruce Lee was pretty fast but his brother Sudden Lee was even faster.

Saw somebody robbing an Apple store. Guess that makes me an iWitness

How much did your chimney cost? Nothing, it was on the house

Why can’t a horse stand on an elephant’s back? Because it isn’t that stable

Which trees have the most friends? Poplar Trees

I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. But, sadly, none of them work

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can’t read anything

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

” I asked Dad how he plans to spend the day. He said, “”first, Mom and I will go pick up our prescription glasses””

“”And then we’ll see.”””

 If I had to get rid of one body part it would be my spine Sometimes I feel like it’s holding me back

My wife told me, “Don’t stress out too much because your friends call you fat..” …”You’re much bigger than that.”

Why was the milk so relaxed? It was chilling in the fridge.

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

“I feel bad for marshmallows, They get roasted a lot.”

“Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C? Because you can’t C in the dark.”

“Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.”

“Dad gave me a bat for my birthday but the first time I tried to play with it, it flew away. Dry erase boards are remarkable.”

Why did the little strawberry cry? Her mom and dad were in a jam.

“Dad: Sorry, son, but I only know how to make two dishes,

meat loaf and apple pie. Son: Which one is this?”

How do you get your dad to drive really fast? Put your drums in the middle of the road.

My dad: You missed school yesterday! Me: To tell you the truth, I didn’t really miss it.

What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad? Transparents

What did the daddy ghost say to the baby ghost? Fasten your sheet belt!

What did the dad chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke!

Reddit Dad Jokes

Ah, the Dad Joke – an age-old comedic tradition that’s to humor what the mullet is to hairstyling: business in the front, party in the back. Dad jokes are not just about the punchline, they are about the journey, the build-up, the anticipation of a groan that you know is just around the corner. Reddit, that bustling hub of memes, cats, and late-night debates, has become a veritable treasure trove of these jests, a forum where the best (or is it the worst?) Dad Jokes congregate, eagerly awaiting their moment to shine.

According to the Redditors, a truly great Dad Joke must meet several criteria. It should be as cheesy as a fondue party, predictable enough to be seen from a mile away, yet somehow still catch you off guard. It’s a fine balance, akin to walking a tightrope while juggling rubber chickens. From the simple “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!” to the classic “Want to hear a construction joke? Oh wait, I’m still working on that one,” these quips are a masterclass in making people simultaneously laugh and wince.

The art of Dad Jokes is about more than just the words; it’s in the delivery. A true dad doesn’t merely say a Dad Joke; he performs it, eyes twinkling with mischief, one corner of his mouth hinting at a smirk, knowing that he’s about to drop a pun so outrageous that it should come with a warning label. It’s about timing, context, and sometimes, a well-placed prop (think pulling a quarter from behind an ear). The Dad Joke isn’t just a joke; it’s a bonding experience, a shared moment of joy, exasperation, and an undeniable connection. It’s comedy at its most familial and relatable.

The legacy of Dad Jokes is vast and varied, and thanks to platforms like Reddit, they’ve found a new lease on life among the digital generation. From threads dedicated to crafting the ultimate Dad Joke to battles where users one-up each other with their groan-inducing wit, Reddit has become a haven for lovers of this unique brand of humor. It’s a place where the Dad Joke is not just tolerated but celebrated, where a well-executed pun is met with virtual applause and the echo of chuckles from across the globe. As the Redditors might say, “The best Dad Jokes are like a fine wine – they get better with age, but sometimes they also make you whine.” And isn’t that something worth raising a glass to?

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