Brunette Jokes

Hello, tress enthusiasts! While the world loves to toss about the age-old adages of blondes having more fun, brunettes have been quietly crafting a repertoire of witty comebacks. After all, why just have fun when you can also have a sassy rejoinder? Dive into the shadowy (and sassy) realm of brunette jokes, where humor is as rich and deep as the lushest chestnut mane. So, whether you sport raven locks or simply appreciate a good-humored jest, get ready to be entertained. Brunettes might just have the last laugh!

Best Brunette Jokes

Why are there no brunette jokes?

Because blondes would have to think them up.

Why are brunette jokes one-liners?

So blondes can REMEMBER them.

Why are brunette jokes one-liners?

Because it would HURT a blonde’s brain to think of a longer one.

Why do brunettes wear training bras ?

It’s cheaper than changing their bandaids every day.

If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?

The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?

A blonde trying to put it out.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A hostage

What is brown, black and blue was found lying in a ditch?

The last brunette that told a blonde joke in front of a blonde.

What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?

An interpreter.

What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.

How many brunettes does it take to stop a runaway bus? Not Enough.

How does a brunette spice up her love life? She changes the batteries.

What happens when a brunette forgets to pay her garbage bill? They stop delivering.

How does a brunette keep her youth? She gives him lots of money.

Whats the difference between a brunette and a brick? At least a brick gets laid.

Why do brunettes like their hair color? It hides the dirt.

When do brunettes eat lots of beans? Before they take a bubble bath.

Did you hear about the nursery rhyme with Brunettes? Humpme Dumpme.

Why are brunettes like rocks? You skip the flat ones.

Why does Indiana have brunettes and California have earthquakes? California had first choice.

Brunette: Christmas falls on a friday this year…

Blonde: I hope its not Friday the 13th!!!

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? 

They’re both empty from the neck up.

What do you call a blonde who’s dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence

A blonde and a brunette are walking on opposite sides of the river… The brunette yells to the blonde, How do you get to the other side of the river? To which the blonde replies, Um, you ARE on the other side!

How does a brunette commit a bad thing? First, she collects her clothes from the house.

What’s the difference between a brunette and a sumo wrestler? Wrestler shaves their legs always.

Why do brunettes have twelve pairs of panties? One for every month.

Why do brunettes make such awful lawyers? They are sincere.

What do you call a brunette in a pool? A spot.

What do you call a brunette in a room with many blondes? Visible.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck in the elevator Blonde: Help! Help!

Brunette: We should yell together! Blonde: Together! Together!

A blonde and a brunette are in a car. Brunette: Christmas is on a Friday this year.

Blonde: I hope it’s not the 13th.

A blonde and a brunette is sitting on a bench. Out of nowhere, the brunette says: Look! A dead bird!

The blonde gazes up into the air says where?

What do you call a brunette standing behind two blondes? The translator.

​How can you tell the brunette in the paddock of cows?

She is the one who isn’t wearing a bell.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar Wow, these are great binoculars!

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A brunette!

How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair?

When she trips over the cordless phone.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are standing at the pearly gates. I don’t believe this to be possible. I’m an atheist.

​How does a brunette commit suicide?

She piles up all her dirty clothes and jumps off.

I tend to notice little things like that, whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette…

How do you tell a blonde from a brunette in the dark? Just call out can you hear me? and listen for the reply no, its too dark in here!

A blonde and a brunette were in the car when the brunette asked the blonde to tell her if the turn signal is working. The blonde leans out of the car and replies, Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No…

Why did the brunette cross the road?

Nobody knows. They were all too busy watching the blonde.

Why do brunettes make such awful lawyers? They blow every case.

When does a brunette ever draw attention? When the blonde leaves.

A blonde walked into a bar. Another blonde walked into that same bar. The brunette ducked.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair color? It matches that of their mustache.

Why is a brunette’s husband a god? Every meal she offers him is a burnt offering.

What’s the difference between a brunette and a hockey player? At least the hockey player takes a shower.

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?

It doesn’t show the dirt.

Blonde: What does IDK stand for? Brunette: I don’t know.

Blonde: OMG, nobody does!

Why are most brunettes flatchested? It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustache.

If blondes get fingers run through their hair, what runs through a brunettes’ hair? Lice

Is it true blonds have more fun? No, they have ALL the fun.

How can you tell a brunette is lonely? Check her for a pulse.

What is the most frustrated animal in the world? A brunette rabbit.

Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls? Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious.

What is the official color of Poland? Brunette

How do you know a brunette has been using the computer? There’s no white-out on the screen!

Why did the brunette go skydiving? She wanted to prove brunettes are ‘highlight’ of the sky!

What did the brunette say to her hair stylist? I’ll have the usual, dark and full of mystery!

Why did the brunette go to the party? She loves to be the ‘dark horse’ of the evening!

Why did the brunette choose psychology as her major? Because she loves exploring the ‘dark’ side of the mind!

What do you call a brunette who can sing? A Brunote!

What’s a brunette’s favorite type of shoe? Anything in a deep, rich leather to match her hair!

Why do brunettes make great librarians? They always have their head in a ‘bouquet’ of brown hair!

Why did the brunette start a band? Because she loves the ‘rock’ in her brunette locks!

Why do brunettes never get lost in the snow? Their dark hair always gives them away!

Brunette Jokes

In the vast universe of hair-related humor, there’s one shade that often (unfairly) finds itself in the background – the illustrious brunette. But if you thought blondes had the monopoly on hair-larity, think again. Brunettes, with their rich, dark tresses, have been silently weaving a tapestry of smart, sharp, and sassy comebacks. After all, why bask in the limelight when you can rule from the shadows with a blend of style and wit?

Brunette jokes stand out for a variety of reasons. Firstly, they challenge the stereotype, turning the tables on expectations. While popular culture has sometimes sidelined brunettes as the “serious” or “studious” ones, brunette humor embraces and subverts these stereotypes with panache. “Why did the brunette read a book on levitation?” goes one joke. “She wanted to raise some brows!” It’s this clever play on words and a keen understanding of societal perceptions that gives brunette jokes their edge. They aren’t just poking fun; they’re redefining the narrative with a smirk and a wink.

Moreover, the camaraderie among brunettes adds another layer to the humor. There’s a certain collective nod, an unspoken bond, whenever a brunette joke is shared. From jests about their supposed “groundedness” to cheeky remarks about how their shade is nature’s favorite (after all, tree trunks and coffee, two of the world’s best things, are brunette), these jokes reflect a proud, playful acknowledgment of their identity. “Why did the brunette keep a journal? Because good ideas and great hair need to be recorded!” Through such quips, brunettes aren’t just laughing; they’re owning their narrative, one jest at a time.

The world of brunette jokes is a testament to the ever-evolving nature of humor. It reminds us that every shade, every hue, has its own story, its own brand of fun. Brunettes, with their cascade of cocoa-colored locks, offer a humor that’s deep, rich, and full-bodied, much like the best dark chocolate or a cup of aromatic espresso. So, the next time you hear a brunette joke or find a brunette sharing one, know that it’s not just about the chuckles; it’s about celebrating an identity with laughter, pride, and a whole lot of sass.

Notify of
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments