Puns about Baseball

Step up to the plate, pun enthusiasts! For baseball aficionados and wordplay wizards alike, there’s no “batter” combination than baseball puns. It’s a league of its own, where humor meets home runs and wordplay is the MVP. Whether you’re a seasoned player, a bleacher regular, or just someone looking for a comedic curveball, you’re in for a treat. Dive into this linguistic ballpark, where every line is a potential grand slam of giggles. Ready to “catch” some laughs? Let’s pitch in!

Best Baseball Puns

“Which takes longer: running from home to first, first to second, second to third, or third to home?

Second to third, because of the short stop in the middle”

Who is the cheesiest player in baseball? Colby Rasmus

“Why’d the base runner pick up third base and go to their house in the middle of a game?

Because their coach told them to steal third and go home.”

“””Hey, the Astros should trade Aoki for Liriano.””

“”They should throw in Hernandez too, to make it even.”””

“A dog baseball player is up to bat..

But what he really wants is a belly itcher.”

Why did the baseball team hire a bakery? Because they kneaded the dough!

Why did the baseball player join a band? He wanted to be a big hit on the charts!

Why did the baseball coach go to the bank? To get his pitcher!

The baseball field was infested with insects. They called it a ‘buggy’ game!

Why was the math book sad at the baseball game? It had too many problems!

The baseball team’s new uniforms were a hit. They really ‘suited’ them!

Why did the baseball player go broke? He lost all his cents!

The baseball team’s pitcher was feeling down, so they told him to ‘throw’ himself together!

Why do baseball players make good comedians? They always have perfect ‘delivery’!

The baseball game was intense, but the outfielder remained ‘grounded’!

You’re darn Skip-py that that was a double play!

Where do baseball players keep their mitts when they drive? In the glove compartment.

Why do frogs make good outfielders? Because they never miss a fly.

When a pitcher pitches the ball right down the middle- SEE YA BALL

A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch.

Man I hate hitting doubles and triples just cause of the running

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.  Then it hit me.

Baseball players don’t sing and play at the same time because they can’t get a good pitch.

What are the rules in zebra baseball? Three stripes, and you’re out.

“Why did the baseball player go to the car dealer?

He wanted a sales pitch.”

Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform? New Jersey.

“Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?

If he raised them both, he’d fall down.”

How do you know God is a baseball fan? Because he starts off the Bible ‘In the Big Inning …’

When a baseball player bakes, they say, “Hey, batta batta batta.”

If you need a baseball player to hold drinks, ask the pitcher.

There’s one thing that has 18 legs and catches flies, a baseball team.

Everyone loves baseball players because they’re great at hitting it off.

A chicken that plays baseball says, “Balk, balk, balk.”

I wondered why my military friend didn’t show up with the others. It turns out he was left on base.

A baseball player’s favorite Star Wars movie is the Umpire Strikes Back.

Most baseball games are at night because bats sleep during the day.

Pitchers never bring full-sized sandwiches to the gathering, only sliders.

A tennis player asked a baseball player to help them win the Grand Slam.

Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?

A book never written: “The Quickest Baseball Game” by Earl E. Wynn.

Baseball players have to stay in line or they will be afoul of the rules.

He could play baseball, football, basketball, soccer and tennis. He was a jock of all trades.

A baseball pitcher asked if he had a good curveball, but wanted a straight answer.

Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball? She had a pumpkin for a coach!

You’re like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.

How do baseball players keep in touch? They touch base every once in a while.

Why don’t baseball players join unions?… Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.

What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?… a doubleheader!

People say I’m too aggressive when I’m trading baseball cards. It’s because I’m Ruthless.

Baseball has to be the most nostalgic sport Cause no matter if they are right or left-handed batters, they always hit close to home.

Ever wondered why China doesn’t have a baseball team? Because they ate all their bats.

Have you heard about the disease named after a baseball skill? It’s catching

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat

 Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter!

If an invisible man pitches a ball, then it would be pitching that no one has ever seen before!

I may be off base but we should date sometimes

Which animal is best at baseball? – The bat!

Why don’t orphan kids play baseball? – They don’t know where home is.

The baseball player’s wife was a large and an accountant – you could say she was a ballpark figure.

When a baseball pitcher goes to the market to buy a carpet, he usually ends up buying a throw rug!

The reason why some umpires become fatter with time is that they always clean their plates!

A baseball player became a thief after retirement because he couldn’t stop stealing.

The police went to the baseball game as someone reported that the second base was stolen!

What do you get when you mix flour, eggs, sugar, and a baseball bat? Cake batter.

If you sing while playing baseball, you won’t get a good pitch.

Matches don’t like playing baseball because after only one strike, they’re out!

Baseball players are expected to perform well right off the bat.

When a baseball fell in the sewer, it was called a foul ball.

Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken? They both have fowl mouths.

What cartoon character is the best at baseball? Homer Simpson.

Puns about Baseball

Ah, baseball—the great American pastime. It’s a sport with its own rhythm, a dance between pitcher and batter, fielder and runner. But what really rounds the bases for many fans are the hilarious puns that are a total “hit” off the field. There’s nothing like a witty baseball joke to bring a little sunshine to a rain-delayed game. So, if you’re up for a bit of light-hearted humor, let’s play ball with some cracking baseball puns.

First, let’s talk about pitchers. These guys really know how to “throw” a party! When a baseball pitcher goes on a date, they bring their best pick-up “line drive.” And have you ever seen a pitcher practice ballet? They have the best “change-up” in their dance routine! Meanwhile, outfielders are the chatty types. They can’t resist bragging about catching those “fly” balls while chilling in the “deep end.” Their mantra? “If it’s in the air, consider it mine.” They’re so confident, sometimes it feels like they’re just “out-fielding” compliments!

Then, we have the batters. You know, those folks waiting for the perfect pitch so they can make their “hit single” or if they’re feeling audacious, a “chart-topping home run.” But batters have their challenges too. For instance, when they’re in a restaurant, deciding on the menu can be a real struggle—because they’re always waiting for the perfect dish to “swing” by. And let’s not forget the bases. They often feel left out of the action, saying, “We’re just here waiting to be run over, but hey, at least we’re integral to the game’s score!”

In the end, baseball isn’t just a sport—it’s a narrative filled with highs, lows, and ample opportunities for puns. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just a casual spectator munching on some peanuts and Cracker Jacks, there’s always joy in finding humor in the details of the game. After all, baseball is not just about hitting home runs, but also about having a ball while doing it!

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